I'm Going to Do an Open Mic and I Don't Even Get Agree That I Did Stand Up

"I completely got out of the tech game like half people i know in san francisco i don't even talk to anymore almost none of my friends in seattle know anything about tech our startups they don't even know what i do," he says. "The other day i was sitting next to my girlfriend and she was checking her email and I see these like two little diamond emojis in her mbox it's a shanpery five tweet Tuesday."