The Importance of a Good Shitting Schedule

I have a really good shitting schedule. Nice and tight. It's firm. Same every day. And depending on how- It's not very quirky. But you have fiber? Oh, please. You should be kissing my butt hole because the amount of ice shit actually just shows it works. I got the golden butt hole. Yeah, my BMs have never been- I could never get them on a schedule, man. They're just chaos. Well, I think it's because your body's a machine, Ethan. Thank you.