Do You Have a Classroom Management Strategy?

If you were a teacher, what would be your classroom management strategy to get them all those personalities to learn from you and be engaged in your English lesson? Am I allowed to medicate them without their knowing? Oh, that's frowned upon. The whole country you can't drug a kid. No blow darts even in Texas, can't you? Really? Not even in Texas. Yes. You can have my blow dart when you take it out of my cold, dead hands. Would you be one of those teachers who you like? Is it cool if they call you Conan? No. They have to call me the stranger. Excuse me? Could I use the bathroom? Of course