Here at Hot Dog Space Camp we know that all too well. A moment of silence please with a late Hot Dog Space Class of 2023. Three finger Louie. Aaron Krosten. Benjamin H just wanted to see the stars. Fuck. We told her that's not how it works but she was a dreamer. Aiden Muet. Alpha scientist Java. Unandy. Armando Nava worked hard, hearted harder and they sang, died the hardest. Badger. Benjamin Cyronan. Bum Taltzer. Brandon Garlo. Brian Saylor was the first to suggest they steal a real rocket but we're trying not to place blame here. Frean Whitney. Rockway loves the meat hilly. Still does. Barry Tumat. Sarah was the one who actually stole the rocket and it's his fault. Chad. Chance McDermott. Chris Brow. Curious glare just wanted to smell space. Devin the Rogue Supreme. Dean Costello. Donald Finney will never forget your tragic last words. Go throw the whip. Eric Spalding. Fancy shot. Jell-o deserved better than to be torn apart by space apes but he did bring those apes up there. Greg Cunningham. Hambo. Heraka. Harvey Panguini's parents are suing the school. We understand their hurt but exploded by asteroid is a pretty classic act of God. Hot fart. J. Barral Aiden died how he lived on the moon. Jeff Haraski. We've lost every one of our precious John's. John Dean's family asked us to say may he rest in the peace he hated in life. John Hector McFarlane's family asked us to say may he rest in war. John McCammon's family asked us to say may the bastard find no rest. John Minkoff's family chased us off their property with a thresher. Johnny No-Fun was ironically too much fun. It turns out space is not the ultimate bond cooler. Joseph Searles will never forget your tragic last words which were just your own name yelled from a saddle tied to a booster rocket. Now it may not hurt as badly as losing the John's but we lost all of our Josh's too. Josh Fabian. We hope you finally found Alff. Joshua Alff Graves. If only the two of you had met in life. Josh S. We hardly knew ye. Nobody could even find a picture. Leading theories say you were an urban legend. Ken Paisley. K&M. M. J. He Chappelle. Mac Misrable. Matt Riley, when you enrolled you told us you wanted to die naked on a comet. We laughed. At the time. Max Baroy. Michael Lair. Michael Wells. Now the school is suing Mickey Lomens family for defamation. We are not a school full of buttholes who teach kids that rockets point down. Mike Styles. Moju. And Dean.

Neil Bailey.