How to Write a Great Article

I'm not doing the bit where I'm pushing back on this, just to be the dick, Alex. But one thing I've always wondered is how you used to write pou ... Pou... Pou... Like whatever you would write and how you would title it. And as a retired liberal arts major, my answer to everything is it depends. There's a lot more than that. It's good by accident, kid. If it were... I don't think there's any one way.