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Waste of Money

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I Need You to Get a Pregnancy Test

In high school, i was dating a girl. We had made out, fooled around a bit, and we hadn't had sex. She's like, hot, my period's late. It's never late. I'm to reek it out. And of course, my moms like, in the drive way. When i get there, all what do you do for you dowt? You can't believe it! After my x used it, she wasn't pregnant. All's good after that. O, well, that was properly embarrassing. Three points. Thank you. For picking such an easy name to say: Marki me we could go with smithers. That wasn

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