Jeff Cohen's Dick

"This podcast rules. We know it." "I tried to write in Jeff's Jeff Cohen's dick but there wasn't enough room on the ballot" "We got our patreon and patreon.com slash chubby behemoth," he says. "You get the tip for free but the shaft is gonna cost you" 'She eats like a barn mouse' "'Til death do us part,' I say, as if that will make things any better.'"