The Worst English Accent

I'm going to do my whole set with a British accent. Are you? What are you going to open with? Hello, Mike. What do you sound like when you do it? You sound like like a pirate from Pirates of the Caribbean. I said I will eat. Maybe she's talking about her panties though. That's very possible. She's getting turned on. No. I am referring to the weather. Well, this is when I lived in in Gloucestershire and it was very, very rainy every day for months and months. And you all this is so this is you're confirming this is you.