I'm Not Going to Be the King, You Don't Listen to Me

I don't know why we care about what some guy who's not going to be the king thinks about anything. I am into sport, therefore I can successfully ignore reality for months, if not years at a time. The monarchy fulfills that role for people who have not reached an elevated plane of human existence and love Tess Max cricket. These are sports and the royal family organisations my delegations of corruption and racism. Now when they ask me if royalty is real, I tell them no, royalty is just a communal fiction seated in outdated combination of feudal and religious hierarchy. Meghan was a horrible hussy who stole Harry from me, Sandra, the rightful heir to the throne of Diana for