The Fucking Idiot

I got bald out in second period. She yelled at me for, I don't know how long it was. It was humiliating. And then she kind of realized, she was like, no, no, I'm sorry. And I was like, I'll fuck you. All right, thanks. How was the game, honey? Oh, great. I'm gonna do three innings. Why? What happened? Nothing. I just got sick of listening to people spitting.