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It’s almost Jeans-giving, and Tom Segura & Christina P are feeling thankful for historical revisionism, meth-fueled prophets, and the sweet smell of 1700s body odor. The Main Mommies kick things off with a totally factual retelling of Thanksgiving, then dive into life (and death) before antibiotics — when losing a tooth could mean losing your brain.

Tom unveils his plan to hit 3% body fat “just to feel something”, Christina confesses her papier-mâché addiction, and they dissect the seeming reincarnation of everyone’s favorite tweaked out double agent asking cops, “What’s your serial number?”

Add in J. Lo’s silent treatment to her bus driver, a Barbie with diabetes, and a guy who physically can’t eat a pickle — and you’ve got a classic hour and some change of unhinged YMH magic.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 836

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:45 - A Stinky History Lesson

00:08:06 - Opening Clip: What's Your Serial Number?

00:15:49 - FedSmoker Jr

00:20:46 - A Quick Lipshits Plug

00:21:46 - Clip: Cool Neighbor Lady

00:25:48 - Tom’s 3% Body Fat Plan

00:32:15 - Vial & Disgusting Fat Guy

00:38:25 - Christine's Craft Hoarding Intervention

00:43:33 - Piss Break & Diabetes Barbie

00:47:28 - Jennifer Lopez

00:58:35 - Clip: Master Of Clits

01:02:13 - Clip: Afraid Of Pickles

01:06:42 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:12:15 - Clip: Ryan Wants To Be Recognized

01:13:12 - Wyatt Buhl

01:18:00 - Closing Song -"White Girl (With A Fat Ass)" by Odd-Track Numbers

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