George the Cat or Endomagnolte?

There is no cure for Parkinson's. No one has ever recovered from it. But that it could also cure schizophrenia, HIV, AIDS, and even cancer. Now, it's been ridiculed, rejected by mainstream science. There's no evidence to back it. But you go through the life coaches, and invariably it's added to their CVs. And I am bound to say, if it came down to a straight choice between Endomagnolte or George the Cat, I would definitely go with George the Cat.