The Fishing Trip

You have all your fishing gear on the next morning. It was like, i was going to surprise you with a fishing trip, but i guess i'll go myself, since you don't want to follow the rules. Or kids know that they'll get coal for christmas if they're bad, right? Ah. And so when they do thet that is bad at point in the year, you never call them out about it. You just keep reminding them that if they're coald for any day of the year, they get Christmas coal. But not only that, every present is full of coal - and there's no reason why this should be different from other years.