The John Madden Still Alive Person of the Year

This is the John Madden still alive person of the year in memory of Tommy Lasorda sponsored by Queen Elizabeth. The nominees this year are Luke Arnesseca, the St. John's head coach, 98 years old and President Jimmy Carter who has been in hospice I think for eight months now. Next up we have sister Jean still alive. Congratulations, Hank. John Romm's dad still alive. Very much still alive. And then finally we have Bill Russell still alive. Still, congratulations. A job bill. Come on. What? Did he die? Yeah when? He died? Are you sure? This is a fucked up joke.