Are You Under the Influence of Drugs?

I was eating this onion, and something tasted real weird about it. And now can't feel my feet, and i can't feels my hands. I usually vomit in the morning, twice in the afternoon, and then violently for about an hour at night. My stool is a white gell and it has little colerful sparkles ini ooh. Are you under the influence of any drugs? No, drugs. But i had six bottles of pappy van winkles. Is your door locked? Yes, it's triple locked. It's locked every which way that a door can be locked. Oke, for verification, i need you to repeat the address, please.