How to Fuck a Dinosaur

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"We go straight from like dinosaurs to sex ed it's like you believe in Tyrannosaurus Rex let's fuck," he says. "In a heart there's so woolly yeah oh yeahoh yeah oh sure oh sure ohOhYeah I would braid that tail but you could sleep in that vagina It's like a rucksackYou know, why not um mmm."

Rainn Wilson is an actor, writer, producer and podcaster known for his role as Dwight Schrute on The Office. He has also written several books including “Soul Boom: Why We Need a Spiritual Revolution”, which is out now.

Rainn Wilson joins Theo Von on This Past Weekend to chat about his life in entertainment, landing the role of a lifetime, being a spiritual outsider in Hollywood, how to be a happy human being on planet earth, and more.

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