
Pete Davidson
You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
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Why Is It So Hard to Get a Razor?
People do not understand that a long, skinny dick and a fat rt shes atantic. It's like having a struggle with a mc flurryit's nothing. Why is it so hard to get a razor? I don't think you tell me. If you did, i had the key line, the crux of my argument with the dicks. Youot to by the razorstherazos u. What were we saying? Oh, shrink rat dick. Pussies and dicks is a i said, i give a man a hand job most days, which is me. So like, like, really have this bit aside if you really want to have the conversation
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