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The $4,000 Mistake Malia Makes in the Primary Suite
Malia calls the guy Aiden who made this chair and he's like listen the chair was made out of a very specific pink Moroccan rug okay that had been bleached so all the dye had like receded behind the fabric. There is no way that we can recover the chair that they have. He's like at this point you might as well just get a new one. And Malia, trying really hard to be a grown-up but she starts crying. She's like it's a $4,000 chair and like I just sat on my swimsuit I made this terrible mistake Like it was just an accident. Also like how many stupid things do rich people do while drinking?