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[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 5

Rude Tales of Magic

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The Ass and the Turtle

The ass, in whatever capacity it has, looks up at you and, with one final loving sound, it goes, Oh, oh, oh. While this happens, uh, dealie, you actually feel something, uh, tugging on your wings as you fly around. The camera sort of moves back to smellulous, now a human being. Can I see the turtle? CanI see the emperor's turtle? What you see actually is that he has transformed into an especially painful transformation. Turns out he's wearing a baby turtle mask. Who knew? I did.

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