The Secrets of a Homosexual

As a tean ager, philip was determined to use his talents in order to spread the gospel. But when it came to his church, there was just one tiny hitch. He was extremely homosexual. So he wrote a play with characters based on himself and the hottest boy in school. And i threw these characters into the steamiest sex scene that my virgin brain could ima. This play that i was writing quickly became my favourite wank material. I would write a little wank, a little to my own writing, and then i'd pray for forgiveness, re write, re wank, repent. Repeat.