You Mix English and Bread With Me

i used to have ads on this show for english muffins that were weirdly sexual. It's weird to be sexualizing bread with an english person to night, cause it feels like a theme in my life that i never asked for. I feel like franny international, see? Cause now you're english, so i feel like we'e going to be judged. But i'm in a city called rochester, new york, which is a great town. One of their foods that the town is known for is a big pile of horend and it's called a garbage plate. You just shovel it into your foxn face like a barnyard animal with a death wish