I Have Make Up On, You Can't Stay Home With Make Up On, You're Just Doing It

"I love the show. It's got me through dark times and long drives," Vince writes. "My mother is a nosy fucking nelly", he adds, referring to her work as an optomologist and kid's eye surgeon. He recalls how she once picked up a lone toddler from his front yard while out for a run. She stopped at every house on both sides asking if the neighbor knew who the kid belonged to. The neighbors did not recognize the kid. Eventually we stopped at the last house, the one my mother picked the kid.