How to Shoot Your Pants to Alpha

If I get bad service at a restaurant, it's almost being a dick to me. But if I get like a cab driver, that's spiteful. There's too much anti-winding stuff going on there. A lot of it is coded as injustice. The entire ride, I'm thinking, I hope I just violently shit my pants all over this car. See how he likes that. It's a metaphor for life. When you want to shoot your pants to Alpha, a man whose life has been ruined by big tech.