The Fear of Fat Dived Men on Diving Boards

I love people with delusional confidence oh my god I'm so scared of fat drunk men on diving boards that's one of my irrational fears. Usually it's alcohol induced because they have liquid courage which is not actual courage you're just dumber. If someone in my show needs to say what they need to say as much as you needed to say that dolphin was abused or I need to say like I am not getting in between you and this thing yes okay we're hecklers in our way. People genuinely think like it's just wild to me because I really do relate to people that speak up and are like I don't like that.