Extreme Ironing

I love the human mind. There is just nothing too depraved or too- But that's so delightful. That they will not have a thought of it and then done it. So how can anybody ever say they're bored? Not when there's extreme ironing in the world. I know, talk about irony. Can you iron? Can I iron? I can. If I have to, of course anyone can if they have to. No, did I ever think I did it great and mastered the skill? No. Could I do it at the foot of a volcano? I probably would not do nervous to do it properly. Donald Trump is in Bergdorf right? Right?