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The Finale - Part 1

My Dad Wrote A Porno

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Belinda Blint: A Sexy Version of the Colander 360

Belinda had dear bosom buddy, Chiarra Montague designed her knockout frock. As such, Belinda was dressed as a sexy version of the Colander 360. One of Steel's biggest sellers and Belinda's third favourite thing to flog after the non-stick tin wok and her resident sex slave. The setting for dinner was extravagant and elaborate. There were velvet strips dribbling from the ceiling. Decorously thrown along the long MDF top to make it even longer. And thrown chairs everywhere. On the table they clapped and hoofed their sequined bottoms... But you generally endorse it if that is what happens in your culture,. I don't know

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