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The Tonton-Makout Kills 13 Haitians
13 young Haitians in New York decided it was time to take things into their own hands. Inspired by Fidel Castro, they thought they would kick Devalia out with some sneaky queer warfare tactics. They arrived in the summer of 1964 but soon discovered that unlike Cuba, Haiti did not have the ideal geography for hiding in the woods and overthrowing a government. And so the Tonton-Makout hunted down all 13 of the June Haiti, one by one, and killed them all.