The Mystery of the Dark Rectangular Craft

Chris and junior returned home expecting to see wall to wall coverage of the mysterious crafts that is seemingly filled the skies around fire. Nothing however, had been reported. The only indication that the craft had been noticed at all was the sound of a rare helicopter flying towards the scene. But even after all that, Chris's night of high strangeness was far from over or so he claimed. His dog Rosie was going nuts and wanted to chase something out in the woods again. And you know what he said? Can I finish? Can I Finish? Yeah. Ross. Ross. Oh yeah. Same night. Goodness He's got balls of steel.