How to Deal With a Depressing Short Story

The bi-weekly went there the daily of the 15th of August. The story was a depressing short story about overworked and under spelunky'd. There were not many bombs but some small packages like the one or something on the black market that could be used to bomb your way through an underwater level. It's actually one of the worst water levels i've ever seen because you drop out in the bottom  the exit is all the way to the right and it's blocked by a wall so if you don't have any bombs you actually have to swim very far underwater.