#511 Live at the Gramercy Theatre 2 with Dan Soder, Yannis Pappas + Kerryn Feehan !
Tuesdays with Stories!
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The Truth About Vending Machines
Vending machines kill more people in America than sharks. Vending machines shake and they fall on you? That's really hard. You know people shake them though, and they they really yeah It's like they shake and fall like Biden Well Well sharks don't kill many people I don't think nowNow I think they bite and they spit because they like it's like me when I lick pussy. Then you smell the blood Chum that's what I'm gonna start calling period blood chum. Oh But a vending machine, you know, we're all fat Americans were violent. It's gonna happen. Yeah, I suppose so Call in if you've been bitten by a shark.
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