How to Choose the Right Porn for Your Significant Other

I feel like if I was going to have a threesome, I'd want a blonde. It's a natural born blonde with blonde eyebrows. And that's why I kind of like squirting videos. But then I realized guys come when they see the other guy come. So it's like we're more the same than different, but I'm not attracted to men in porn. Me neither. They're butt ugly sometimes and then when they talk?