Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend - You Want to Get Top Dollar for This?

Security is scoring Sonah out because she's not dressed appropriately. A talking appearance on Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend has an estimated retail price of $3,500. We're going to start the bidding at just $2,500. You are having this full strength. I have an offer of $10,000. That guy's ingenious. She's amazing. Sold for a lot of time. The NBC broadcast. It was the most masturbatory thing I've done since I last masturbated. Don't ask. Please, please. Come on.