Sebastopol Goose Costume

Letter writer asks: Which is fancier, ducks or geese? Show judge John Hodgman says both are beautiful and malevolent creatures. He explains that the sebastopole goose looks like when bork dressed up as a swan for the oscars. The show's producer at maximum fun shouts out to his friend Christian duanas who wore an outfit in which he was pretending to be a goose on holloween.