The d'S Are So Dumb!

Three creatures believe they see a sexy dustbunny wearing a bikini and lipstick behind them. They all make strength saving throws to keep from being attacked by the illusion. The three of you are tossed off your feet by Vakum, which turns back into suction once more. You can cast heat metal on anything that makes it glow red hot for 10 seconds. Any creature in physical contact with the object takes two D8 fire jets until the spell ends. A half-half-ling is lucky if he or she rolls a one on the D20 when trying to be charmed. It does not matter what my opponent says; I don't think it matters at all. My character's