Introduction

A 13 year old boy loves hot dogs, but he does not grill his hot dogs. Grilling is for his dad. Bryan just puts the hot dog in a bun, wraps it all up in a paper towel and makes the ends are covered. Nd then pops it in the micro wave on high for forty five seconds. Simple, easy, and in 13 year old bryan's words, it's perfect. But maybe you think what brian is doing isn't just disgusting, but is actually deeply problematic from a human evolution point of view.