Do You Want to Go to Portland One Day?

"My friend is leaving new york, her home, to go to something different and i am so proud of her," he writes. "She keeps sending me random things and being like, don't you want to come to portland? I keep being like, maybe on my way back from melay, like girl or no." He adds: "Portland is super, super ontopposite. Like, you can def and get wheat in portland, oo um ... And it's just a matter of time before you can get shrmtin portland"