Introduction

"A family's family hour with breaking news obviously everybody's been talking about it twitter asian twitter uh... all twitter aboban clamoring since early this morning sam give it to him i cut my finger that's right her middle finger on the left hand. Where that finger pointed was where the entrance of the tunnels where they keep the pedophile kids right because it's kind of a scavenger hunt at this point you you went from very vague nebulous statements to now clues yeah and coordinates will you have to go to mcdonald's?" "Look how much weight i gained i can finally finish these old things because the pizza at lunch buffet thank you peter thanks to how hot pizza hats