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My Brother, My Brother And Me
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How to Evade an Ostrich
Dive into a thorn bush. Don't have teeth. That's a bonus. It can jab you with its beak and upset your balance. Once you get into foot town, once you hit foot range of the ostrich, that's the ball game. The last thing to do if just all other fails is lay on the ground. Because the force of an ostrich is kick is dramatically reduced when you lay down. And also, hey a, you're also not safe from the ostrich sitting on you,. These bad boys can weigh between 203 hundred and 50 pounds.
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