Activate Project Hades, Protocol Zeus, or a Protocol?

Dookie was detained while crossing the U.S.-Mexico border on his way back from a trip to Australia. He says he's not paranoid about being stopped, but that it makes no sense if you've been in this situation before. Dookie has created a Slack bot called Hades which will alert him when he is arrested and send an email to his lawyer. "I'm slightly disappointed that this doesn't have an amazing name."