
S1 E12 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Let's get ready to fumble'
Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes
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The Death of a Close Friend
I didn't know about it on the day. No one told me. I thought I was like head of facilities, you know, on the day but this major event happens and no one tells me. The fact that someone would lower their drawers and take a dump on a floor in a toilet is fucking disgusting. People are animals. And if someone had told me in that moment, I would have been like, okay, lock the boat down. Can I just point out that, um, Lauren, you said that you had seconded helpings of lasagna so it's interesting that you just pulled that out. I had a second half serving. I'm not aucking animal.
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