The Fucking Volcano

"I think it's like the biggest volcano in the world right now. Someone made me a bet a thousand dollars that I can get." "You've done everything. How many prefectures do you have? You said like four. I've got two prefectures to go to," he says, looking at his 'scratch map' of Japan. "'We're a cackettowist at a hundred times on Fast Day.' He just wants us to save volcanoes. It promotes his new fucking site'"