This chapter humorously compares modern voice-activated assistants like Siri and Alexa while exploring the complexities of height and physical attributes in sports, particularly basketball and Paralympic events. The discussion includes the whimsical inclusion of sports in the Olympics, such as breakdancing, alongside personal anecdotes and societal perceptions of height. It delves into the unique challenges faced by athletes of varying sizes, all wrapped in a comedic narrative that questions arbitrary standards of advantage and disability in sports.