Is There a Place in the Market for Pants That Will Kill All Sounds?

I came up with the idea of pants that charged your solphone in the pocket when you put im inther there'r million reasons why it will never work. I was on a boat in mexico, and i thought i was very drunk, but i was like, if i ever owned a boat, how funny it would be to just name it the fart box. So, just so no one steal that from me, can you? They're not like horses, right? You can name boats anything the way you ge farpox too. Ye, may have some of that stuff that you put on the walls and recording studios where you can just like, sit there calmly fart and