How to Overthink Social Greetings

I feel like I introduced you to the concept of the half handshake, half hub. You sort of handshake and backslap at the same time. It's not like a whole... Yeah, a half hug. But you're keeping a little bit of distance because your hands are shaking in between the two of you. And then the hands go over the back. Like, I could say hug where your belly buttons wouldn't touch. This is like 16 plus level greetings, right? This is not for beginners.