How Many Tons of Mass Would My Rig Pull if I Were to Drag the Whole Universe Up to Idaho?

Our first question comes from Eric. He asks how many tons of mass would my rig have to pull if I were to drag the whole universe up to Idaho rather than delivering it a few pieces at a time. It's really those long haul truck drivers that make our economy work and keep everybody's shelves stocked. So thanks to all the truckers who keep us fed.