How to Deal With a Valentine's Day Spectacle

When he was still in high school, I used to work as a waiter at the super fancy restaurants on the corner of the common. The next year when I wasn't even on shift, it was real easy just to make a swap so I could get all those valentines tips. So this guy comes in, good looking dude but this girl was like Brianna level hot. It was all lies on her all night long. There was almost a fist fight in the back to decide who got to wait that table. Okay, maybe not a fist fight but I personally witnessed two games of rock-paper-scissors and they were low-key intense.