How Badly Are You Going to Hurt This Guy?

Guppy has been hounding Boris for weeks. He wants the address of a journalist called Stuart Collier. Collier has some incriminating information on Guppy, and Guppy wants to beat him up. This is so dark. How badly are you going to hurt this guy? Not badly at all. In fact, Boris, the more pompous you are, the better. Readers can't get enough of this stuff. We need a summit on encouraging him, don't we? Only problem is, he's late for Marina. They've been seeing each other since his marriage to Allegra started falling apart. But tonight he's going to ask Marina to marry him. Then they