The Quibbler

Harry feels alone sometimes but it's more likely that he's not alone. He reads these stories in the quibbler one is about how serious black is actually stubby boardman and he didn't kill anybody because he was on a date with this lady. I'm thinking okay here's what happens Cornelius fudge or whoever is minister of magic has a secretary that has to open all of their mail and weed out the stuff that has nothing to do with official business. They hold on to it and then when they've had too many drinks at the ministries you know office Christmas party they pull out the letters and they read them out loud and everybody chooses their favorite one which goes in the newsletter