Ep 165: Richard Ayoade
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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I Don't Have a School Lunch. I Stopped and I Lied.
My mum gave me money for school lunch. I'd say to my mum, I'm so hungry because I'm doing so much stuff. Maybe I could have a pack lunch as well. And I just saved that school money for... I stole. That's what it is. It was run by the mafia of the kitchen. There was no ... No, it wasn't done directly. You paid cash. But then surely the records would show up and she would know when he's got that from some... No, it was all cash in hand, Oscar. The day starts with brushing your teeth but after that it really spirals. Killed a chicken. Pretty straightforward, I'd say.
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