Can I Eat Hillary Clinton's Pussy?

I got nervous, but I warmed up. It was just there's something more about going into a studio and you know, it's live. The $10,000 drapes that Hillary Clinton wears is clothes. If anybody wants to talk to me after the show, she walks in the room. She's got an old card. I want to lick it. I Want to suck it. You know I'm Thomas. Can I suck you? Can I suckYou? Just let me enter from the bottom of the drapes  that you wear now.